Beam Me Up This Place Sucks! TShirt
Beam Me Up This Place Sucks! TShirt
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Escape the ordinary with our Beam Me Up This Place Sucks T-Shirt, where humor meets out of this world comfort. Crafted with a premium polyester/cotton blend, this super soft tee feels as good as it looks. Its playful UFO design makes a bold statement that’s perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and standout style.
Whether you’re chilling with friends, hitting a festival, or just phoning home, this shirt guarantees compliments from every galaxy. Light, breathable, and built to last, this piece delivers comfort without compromise. Limited stock is beaming away fast, so grab yours while it’s still on this planet!
“Super comfy, hilarious, and gets compliments every time I wear it!” – Alex J.
MATERIALS
MATERIALS
- 4.5 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
- Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65/35 polyester/cotton
- Graphite Heather is 50/50 cotton/ polyester
Returns
Returns
To be eligible for a return, items must meet the following conditions:
✅ Returned within 30 days of delivery.
✅ Unworn, unwashed, and in original condition (no stains, odors, or damages).
✅ Tags attached and in original packaging.
✅Proof of purchase (receipt or order number) is required.
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs
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Sizing
Sizing
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Keep it looking fresh by machine washing cold inside out and tumble drying low.
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